Thursday, October 19, 2023

Dad Jokes!

  • I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts. 

  • I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.

  • I should’ve known inventing a boomerang with teeth would come back to bite me.

  • The difference between a hippo and a Zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

  • What has fur and flies? A dead werewolf.

  • What's tiny and sounds like a pigeon? A smidgen. 

  • My Doo-Wop group broke up, so now we’re a Don’t-Wop group. 

  • What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitator. 

  • If a bear wears shoes and socks he still has bear feet. 

  • Getting my drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today. But it’s definitely up there.

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