1. The person who invented the Ferris wheel never met the person who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.
2. I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam. They were all trick questions.
3. I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You probably have not heard of herbivore.
4. I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
5. My doctor told me I’m going deaf. That news was hard to hear.
6. A king and queen walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, you’re not 21.”
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