Funny Quote on Change

"For once I'd like the menu options to carefully listen to me. I've changed too, you know. "

— @CynicalTherapi1

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Quote on Past, Present, Future

My colleague Patrick Daly  (@albalogistics )  said this wonderful quote:

"We can only ever experience the past and the future as thoughts in our mind in the present. It’s all there is - ever."

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Brilliant Comedy

Gary Gulman on Conan, How States Got their Abbreviations: 

https://youtu.be/dLECCmKnrys

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Paperclips and Staples

Paperclips are staples for people with commitment issues. — @TheRealPalMal

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On the Current Wagner Mutiny in Russia

“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.”

— Lenin

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This is Why Managers Get Paid the Big Bucks....

From Buzzfeed:

"I was working at a Disney resort and a guest asked what time they took the EPCOT 'golf ball' off its base and washed it in the lake in the World Showcase. I told him that never happened because the 'golf ball' was actually a building that weighed hundreds of tons, had a multistory attraction inside of it, and it was actually designed to be self-cleaning from the frequent Central Florida rains. He told me I was a liar and demanded to know what time it happened because he wanted to go out and see it."

"I didn't know how to be any clearer with him, so he was adamant that I get my manager who would tell him the truth. She walked out and said it gets washed 'between 2 and 3 a.m. on a rotational Thursday each month' and walked away. He looked and me and said, 'Now was that so hard? You should've just told me from the start.'

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AI is in the "Pong" Stage

Those who ridicule ChatGPT, and focus on its shortcomings, should realize that we are in the "Pong" stage of AI.  Just look at how far video games have come since then...

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